School is a hard place. Starting from middle school, there is a strict no movement policy during classes. Any movement, however little, is punished severely. The teacher pulls out their disciplinary saw (part of the standard equipment for a teacher as of 1985) and removes a toe from the guilty student. After someone loses all of their toes, they’re expelled and branded a failure by the state. Now, I'm not the type that can keep completely still, that isn’t really a possibility for me. How am i still in school you ask? Well, there's an easy trick. Every time the teacher removes one of my toes, I make sure to pick it up after class is over. Then it’s just some easy needlework and voila! Ten toes, as always. I honestly don’t think poor old ms. Rose even knows she’s been sawing off the same toe from my foot over a hundred times by now!